Buzzwad Carsatchel, CEO of Schmoozel Embroglios, LLC, is golfing with enormous marketers and marketeers who sweat scotch whiskey.
He hates them.
He hates golf.
He pulls out an enormous pistol and shoots it at turtles in a water-trap, also known as a pond. He misses. The turtles slip into the water.
The marketers and marketeers laugh. "It's not funny!" he cries.
He throws the gun into the water. His wealth and all he traded for it have tracked him all the way to this humid, hissing golf course. The world goes red, tilts. Buzzwad 'Buzz' Carsatchel is experience a "heart event."
He lies down on the hot green grass. It sweats. He sweats. The marketers and marketeers madly phone. They drip scotch-whiskey sweat on Buzzwad Carsatchel's ashen face.
Buzz remembers something about a lecture on the topic of absurdity, a lecture by a philosophy professor in his second year of college.
Buzzwad Carsatchel believes he hears the sirens he believes will save him.