The advertisers proclaim that their offers are for a limited time only.
I want offers to last forever.
I want a red sofa to be sale even after the sun is spent and has become a red dwarf.
I want that weary red dwarf to have the chance to get a free large cola to sip as it eats a specially priced astral sandwich.
No one, brothers and sisters, should feel compelled to hurry down to take advantage of deals that are incredible.
If a deal is not to be believed, then I say let it be a falsehood for all time.