Friday, May 31, 2013
220. Tourist Brochure
Known for its lush valleys and catastrophic mountains, this island nation will dance a tango with a porcine dictator at the drop of a bomb.
This island nation is a destination-blemish attached to a tectonic plate.
Tourists and spies invent native dances that kick up dust, which makes the natives sneeze.
The spirit of this vile vacation is perhaps captured best in the fable of the red beetle, a tale no one, alas, can recall, at all, anymore.
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